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Life just wasn’t going your way right now. You’d tried and tried but all you seemed to do recently is fail. You didn’t understand the algebra homework, the wrong words slipped out around your parents, and your friend won’t talk to you and you don’t even know why! “At least I have you guys.” You muttered to yourself as you pulled out an old cardboard box that was one tear away from falling apart. Glancing inside, you smiled, seeing that your comic books were still there. With a grunt, you lifted the heavy box onto your bed and pulled out the top three books; ‘Catwoman: When in Rome’, &lsquo

    1. Tell him that you wished to have gorgeous hair like his.    2. If he gets mad tell him that he should be proud of his locks and that he should try out to be a Loreal Paris model.    3. If he gets real steamed then say, " 'Cause you're worth it!"    4. Tell him that you have the tesseract, and when he gets demanding say JUST KIDDING!    5. If he brandishes his sceptre tell him that you know someone who has one just like it but more powerful.    6. If he asks who, say YO MAMA!    7. Follow him and when he asks you to stop say, "I do as I please." in a fake, highly-altered British accent and proceed to follow him    8. Tell